From: Metaphorm [#1]
24 Sep 2007
To: ALL
"George Carlin's" New Rules For 2007
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili.
Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste.
Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water?
Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli."
The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms,
I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: No more gift registries.
You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab.
Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving
New Rule: and this one is long
overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
New Rule: When I ask how old y
From: BarnCat (SITEGEIST) [#2]
24 Sep 2007
To: ALL
B-)
What does common sense not cover? If it'll result in corrective action, it will mostly do just that.
;-)
From: Metaphorm [#3]
24 Sep 2007
To: ALL
Hmmm, just the same, it'd be good to have a few up.
I'm just having trouble thinking of any. What to anticipate..,
Lurkingly longtime silent user accounts will be scrutinized.
Suspected clone or spy accounts will be ousted.
Administration reserves the right to operate The TypeCastle in their fair and judicious manner.
Sitezens have a right to a fun, relaxing, informative site free of provocation and instigation.
I can't imagine anyone who Wants to deliberately break the rules feeling secure enough to register here anyway, but I've seen emiss ..emmisaries ...ambassadors of badwill on previous sites before. (fail)
From: Agrajag [#4]
26 Sep 2007
To: Metaphorm [#1] 28 Sep 2007
I agree so much with that toddler age thing! It's such a kick in the teeth when you're just trying to be polite and you get '3 months, 4 days'. 3 months would have been just fine.
I've also noticed the disturbing eyebrow shaping trend. If you've only got one, then fine, seperate. If you just don't like the shape, stop yourself. If you've got those really light blond eyebrows nobody can see, I'm so sorry.
I think he's also right about tramp stamps. I'll 'jump' to the same conclusion by the fact that I can see your thong and most of your ass alone.
From: Metaphorm [#5]
28 Sep 2007
To: Agrajag [#4] 28 Sep 2007
LoL, I think he comes out with the new rules once a year too, Trik posted something like this elsewhere and it was even longer, maybe he's more content this time around.
A recent article, kick me if it's wrong, but has a tribute to him being at this comedy thing for about 50 years?
That's amazing, I'll give that another look if that newspaper's still in the cafeteria and get my facts straight-er? When in doubt, Wiki Out?
George Carlin, one of the Real Three Wise Men! Him, Weird Al, Howard Stern, Rob Zombie & The Undertaker, 3 wise men and my math rocks lmao. Gawd..,
From: BarnCat (SITEGEIST) [#6]
29 Sep 2007
To: ALL
Some will get in with a clean slate, some will be banned on sight, those some whose hearts are filled with hate, just log off and call it a night.
Many are here to avoid that trouble, many are here as friends, don't wanna burst any bubble, but herein this site the hate ends.
All know the rules few that they are, all are common sense, all know one flies out with boot shaped scar, should that one induce those events.
One should consider seriously, whether it's worth it to come in and crap, one shouldn't give in to curiousity, of the type that earns thee b!+c#slap lol.
{Sorry, Shade board still unearths edgy vigilance, they ruined me and my section of the site there.} (fail)
From: Metaphorm [#7]
11 Oct 2007
To: ALL
The FaMiLy NeXuS!
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Getting on, getting in, staying put, Instructions.«» Alright, first off, you may or may not have already done this and it's totally voluntary, But recommended! Registering! When you do, and choose your Username, Real or Nickname of some kind, and submit Email address. Well, a password will be sent to the email address you provided. Copy or write it down exactly, and store it somewhere safe. Log in, select your log in time, and you're in, carefully read those Terms of Service, that's Their rules, Our rules are a little more trimmed down and seasoned. Those will be shown and known in time. More walkyathru's on the way, I'm just now focussed on getting people IN in the First place! Feel Free to Ask about How to join the site!
Dedications!«» I want to dedicate this site to Past Present and Future. To present and previous websites, for that perspective and perception and perspiration, giving me a hew way to study humans, lol jk! Anyone got a Dedication to anyone for anything?:
About your profiles/posts«» Well, about them, I'll let alot of stuff fly right by, I'm easy-going like that. I very rarely edit, even my own stuff, as you'll probably notice. Words speak pretty loudly of their typers, so your self representation is totally up to you. In fact the only things I might edit on here are:Links to Stupid Irrelevant sites unapproved by Admin staff. Hurtful flaming remarks by members Nobody knows, and Not approved by ME! (admoderinistratoration too) So if you see me or anyone with editting powers did a flyby, that might have been what happened.
Site Concept & Design Ideas Introduction.«» Most get along with eachother pretty well, but better safe than sorry, to err on the side of caution, and ...Well the board here's still, as of this date, still in it's infancy, so I won't predict too much more before seeing how things go. So have a look around, say a few words here and there and know there's more, yessss, much more to come, muahahahah!!!!
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From: Steel Viper (KURITA) [#8]
2 Jan 22:31
To: Metaphorm [#1] 4 Jan 15:29
What up! I do agree to talk only about subjects that matter!
Coffee prevents liver cancer,a mushroom you can eat loaded with V 12
vitamins ,they give you clean energy!
From: BarnCat (SITEGEIST) [#9]
3 Jan 23:25
To: Steel Viper (KURITA) [#8] 3 Jan 23:30
Yo what up, dude. Barn! Cat! Here. Ye gods, if we only discussed "subjects that matter" here the site'd be pretty boring. Go nuts, just Do try to keep Topics relevant to the category / folder they're posted to. Makes less cleanup for us online custodians. {we get a little grouchy if we have to frequently correct course on any one Sitezen} Otherwise it's fan-frikin-tastic to see a new 'face' posting here! If you Haven't already and feel like ya want to, go nuts with your profile too. In fact, in honor of your arrival I'd like to be known as ComStar Nova Cat lol jk. Welcome to The TypeCastle. (nod)
From: Steel Viper (KURITA) [#10]
3 Jan 23:47
To: BarnCat (SITEGEIST) [#9] 3 Jan 23:49
What up Barn Cat!
The scenario of kill the Davion Strikers battalion.
Mech unit 36 battle mechs. My battle tech unit 4 battalions.
This will be the battle of Wolcott.
This would be the scenario of operation kill The Davion Strikers battalion.
First scenario,you Barn Cat will have to challenge Dorian Writh to Trial
of Position to gain control of the Smoke Jaguars , after he is defeated by you.Then we greet in secret and I will tell you when to attack and have your Clan mech units arrive first and hide in under ground mech bunkers lying in wait for the Davion Strikers Battalion to land on the Planet of Wolcott. While the Davion Strikers reach your hidden area,you move your mechs behind the Davion Strikers,then our battalion will move in and back up your Clan mechs and our battalion of the Dark Suns Serpentors will
destroy any remaining Davion Strikers Battalion.36 battle mech equals
one battalion.
What do you think of my battle tech scenario Barn Cat?
From: BarnCat (SITEGEIST) [#11]
3 Jan 23:51
To: ALL
Sounds Groovy.
From: Steel Viper (KURITA) [#12]
4 Jan 0:46
To: BarnCat (SITEGEIST) [#9] 4 Jan 12:09
Yo what up Barn Cat?
The mech warrior Hanse Davion was pitting the Smoke Jaguars
against the House of kurita,Hanse Davion knew that the Smoke Jaguars
would lose against the House of Kurita. Barn Cat ,you must challenge Dorian Writh to a Trail of Position ,if you win you will gain control over the
Smoke Jaguars .
Here is another notable clan mech warrior.
His name is LUCIAN CARNS.
Age:50
Rank:saKhan
Related to the Smoke Jaguars.
Planet:Babylon
OmniMech Type:Man O'War.
Gunnery Mech: 5
Piloting Mech :5
SaKhan Lucian Carns tested out at the top of his sibko and won the rank
of Star Captain during his Trial of Position .
Assigned to the 25th Garrison Cluster, Carns quickly distinguished him self by leading a flanking march against the challenging
Steel Vipers during a Trial of Position for the codex of Star Colonel Kerry Ward. Carns hid his Mechs in a thick copse of trees and cut off the Vipers line of withdrawal as they turned back to their DropShips.The Steel Viper
commander surrendered to Carns,providing the future Khan with credit
for the total defeat of the enemy force.
After winning his Blood name in 3027,Carns ascended to the
rank of saKhan in 3046.
OK Barn Cat !Here is the scenario.After you gain control of the Smoke Jaguar Dorian Wirth ,you gain control of Lucian Carnes or I use the Steel
Vipers to challenge Lucian Carnes to a Trial of Position and gain control
of his Clan.You can take command of his unit to.And he is your to command after Dorian Writh is under your command and Lucian Carnes
is under your command. Also I would like to command the Steel Vipers
as allies on the House of Kurita!
Enjoy this Barn Cat,
Sorry about getting back to you because I took my time to type the
paragraphs and spell words the right way.
From: BarnCat (SITEGEIST) [#13]
4 Jan 12:19
To: ALL
LoL, cool, that's nice, but you should really check out this section: http://meta.constantintilople.com/index.php?webtag=META&msg=165.1 It's in the Wreck Room Gaming Barracks. It's perfectly safe to enter within. All you have to fear are rampaging dragons, giant marauding robots, gigantic mutant demons, nasty spiteful overweight negative relatives lol.
From: Metaphorm [#14]
4 Jan 15:32
To: Steel Viper (KURITA) [#8] 4 Jan 16:03
Ai-yi-yi. I'm a B12 guy myself, heavy on the ginseng, gincko and st.john's wort. Like I need Help being a Brainiac or something.